Cashier: That'll be $17.67

Me: *hands over $20*

Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

Baby Stump: A-a-a

Patrick: Say Daddy, come on say Daddy

Baby Stump: AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET OoH I've bEen DYinG TO TELL YOU

girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*

everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!

girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*

everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!

girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*

everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!

girl/boy: *suicidal*

everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!

girl/boy: *self harms*

everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!

girl/boy: *has anxiety*

everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!

girl/boy:

girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

(via lizzyisfabulous)

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

image

(via andrewquo)

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????

high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????

school administrator: shit shit

high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP

school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking

high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????

high school admin: fuck shit shit no-

high school boy: /explodes